23.4.08

So Now You Know!

There's so much big news, guys, that I decided to consolidate it for purposes of faster consumption. Check it.

Devendra Banhart is dating... Natalie Portman?

Seriously. I didn't make this up. This makes sense, actually. I mean they're both well-respected artists who kind of annoy everyone. So I guess they're removing their annoying asses from the dating pool by hanging out with each other. Still, I blame this on Devendra's little featurette in Vanity Fair. He'll be on TRL in approximately four weeks (actually, he probably will because he shot a video with Natalie in it. WTF???).



There might actually be a good music festival in Vancouver

Now I'm not the biggest fan of The New Pornographers, but when they decided to announce an effing MUSIC FESTIVAL in Stanley Park, I decided to stop hating them. The lineup's not out yet, but I'm definitely going.

Goal: to attend as many music festivals as possible this summer, thus degrading into a total douchebag (Sasquatch, I'll see you soon).



Weezer continues to suck

Come on, seriously?



That is all.

-Jocelyn

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

YOU TAKE THAT BACK JO

Jocelyn said...

TAKE WHAT BACK?

WHO'S JO?

sofa revolutions said...

we have to endure some half a dozen albums more: there are not so many other colors missing.
seriously, I still love weezer, and I hope they have hit bottom with "make believe".
we shouldn't.. duh.. judge an album by the cover, but..
I hope "pork & beans" isn't the best song of the "red album"..